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  • 14Apr

    Exhibit A that today’s Tea Parties are a success before they begin: They have drawn the adolescent derision of hateful critics, who, through envy or political bigotry, have chosen to bash them. So for Tea Party supporters, skeptics and detractors alike, a handy guide to today’s phenomenon:

    Q: What is this thing? Where did all of this Tea Party talk come from in the first place?

    A: On Feb. 19, CNBC’s Rick Santelli was broadcasting from the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, asking nearby traders if they wanted their tax dollars to pay other people’s mortgages, as required by the so-called Homeowners Affordability and Stability Plan. Amid a chorus of discontent, Santelli rhetorically asked President Barack Obama, “Are you listening?” and invoked the notion of a “Chicago Tea Party” and the imagery of the Boston tea tax protests of 1773.
    Q: How did that grow into the nationwide outpouring that will happen today?

    A: You never know when such a perfect storm will arise. The sheer audacity (pun totally intended) of the Obama agenda delivered a shock to the sensibilities of conservatives and some independents whose long-simmering annoyance with the ballooning size, cost and intrusiveness of government finally reached a breaking point. Throw in the imbalance of one-party rule and the inclination of those out of power to try to get it back, and presto – Tea Party crowds.

    Q: Will the Tea Parties focus on issues other than taxes and spending?

    A: Unavoidably. With the number of Tea Parties approaching 100 in Texas alone, surely speakers will utter occasional references to other conservative concerns, from immigration to abortion to environmental extremism.

    Q: Is that a good idea?

    A: Not so much. Occasional allusions to core values likely shared by a Tea Party crowd are fine, but these events need to have a laser-beam focus on taxes, spending and government overreach. It would be a shame if the goodwill and harmony likely to surround every Tea Party were diluted by the inclusion of admittedly worthy but problematic issues that could spark some bad blood, even among a largely conservative crowd.

    Q: So should a Democrat even show up at one of these things?

    A: By all means. The currently staggering scope of authoritarianism and profligate spending has shocked even some lifelong Democrats, especially in Texas and the South. Here’s sentence that will make instant friends at any Tea Party: “I’m a Democrat, and I probably disagree with most of the people here on most issues. But I never dreamed that we would see these insane bailouts and reckless stimulus packages, and sometimes people need to get together for a common cause.”

    Q: Will there be counter-demonstrations?

    A: A few, but it’s hard to imagine them amounting to much. Protests are usually sparked by indignation – witness the huge throng at Dallas City Hall two years ago, a show of resistance against actually obeying our immigration laws. How much genuine angst can there be among liberals these days, as their fondest dreams of expansionist, collectivist government are taking shape before their very eyes?

    Q: Will the energy of the Tea Parties ultimately amount to a hill of beans?

    A: That depends, intriguingly enough, on the people in America’s ideological midsection. There is a good chance conservatives will take this as an opportunity to offer reminders and even primary-season punishment to Republicans insufficiently devoted to fighting a socialist-leaning future. If they are joined by some Democrats and independents repelled by the scope of debt and government control that seem to lie ahead, we may look back on this day as a moment of real change.

    Mark Davis is heard weekdays from 8:30 to 11 a.m. on WBAP-AM, News/Talk 820. His e-mail address is mdavis@wbap.com.

    credit: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/viewpoints/stories/DN-markdavis_0415edi.State.Edition1.286aea1.html

  • 14Apr

    MR. GEITNER,

    WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, PRINT AN EXTRA MILLION $$ FOR ME.

    I NEED A NEW WHEELBARROW TO CARRY MY $ TO THE GROCERY STORE.

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    MONEY?

    THAT’S NO PROBLEM….

    JUST PRINT ALL YOU NEED!

    AFTER ALL, IT WORKED WELL IN 1920′S GERMANY, DIDN’T IT?

    Hmmm….. Whatever happened to the Weimar Republic anyway?

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    TAXES…. I LOVE TAXES

    NO, NO….. WAIT,.. I MEANT TEXAS!

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    OBAMA/GEITNER STIMULUS PLAN:

    STEAL OUR GRANDCHILDRENS’ CREDIT CARDS TO MAKE PAYMENTS ON OURS

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    HEY BARAK,

    MAKE ME CEO OF FANNIE OR FREDDIE.

    I CAN MANAGE THEM TO FAILURE FOR HALF THE SALARY

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    BARAK, BARAK, BARAK, BARAK…..

    THE SOUND OF AMERICA CROAKING

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    PRES. OBAMA,

    DON’T BE DISCOURAGED… KEEP TRYING… YOU’LL LEARN TO BE PRESIDENT IN A FEW YEARS.

    (IF WE SURVIVE THAT LONG)

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    IL DUCE, OBAMA!

    VIVA MOUSILINI!

    VIVA FASCISM!

    (please, please don’t fire me Mr. President)

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    Obama, Pelosi, Reed…..

    America’s new Trinity

    Leading the new USSA

    United Statesof Socialist America

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  • 08Apr

    Apr 8, 2009

    First day of testing started slow, but ended well.

    The capsule was moved from Hangar AF to the Trident Turning Basin by 6am this morning. We then had to wait for the test team and crane to arrive for us to begin our first bit of data gathering, namely the calibration of the ship’s water pumps that will be used to fill and drain the capsule to achieve our desired ballast when at sea. The plan was to perform a crane lift with a load cell in place to get the capsule’s dry weight, then fill the capsule’s plenum with a predetermined amount using a water pump provided by USA. The pump provides water at a given flow rate, we fill for a set time and then we calculate how many pounds of water we should have on board. We then verify this by performing a second crane lift. Once we know how many pounds of water were actually loaded we know what the actual flow rate of the pump is and we can perform future fills and drains with confidence that we know how heavy we are making the capsule.

    We started off with a (nearly) dry capsule weight of 17,700 lbs. We calculated that we increased the capsule to a weight of 27,000 pounds and found our actual weight to be 26,900 pounds. That produced our first set of smiles today. The first delay came when the fill and drain actually took about twice as long as anticipated. As a result, our operation that was scheduled to begin at 0930 was ready to begin at 1120 when the capsule was FINALLY relocated from its shipping cradle on the pier into the water of the turning basin. Lesson learned for future operations.

    We broke for lunch after the capsule was tied off to LIBERTY STAR’s fan tail and then held our pre task briefing for water operations. PAO arrived as promised at 1200 with the media and had them set up on the pier to record our activities. Our first set of evolutions of data gathering by the Naval Surface Warfare Center and PJs applying a stabilization collars began at about 1230 and completed at about 1300. We took about a 90 minute break to reload the stabilization collars into their deployment bags and practice filling and draining the capsule with it in the water beside the ship. This also gave us the opportunity to answer PAO’s request to talk to some of the test’s key players (including HSFS’s CDR Quiett and a certain very happy test director from KSC).

    Our second set of evolutions started at about 1440 and completed at 1540. Again good data was gathered all around. The twist for the second set was that we used one of the LIBERTY STAR’s AMVER (rigid hull inflatable) boats to circle the capsule and PJs at high speed to generate waves while the collars were being applied. This gave the PJs their first taste of what working in open water will be like. This also gave us the ability to modulate the waves to keep the PJs safe. It was a great way to make the transition from “crawling” to “walking” per our test plan.

    The only goal that didn’t get achieved was deploying the aerostat. Winds were EXTREMELY variable in direction today and the risk of the aerostat getting blown back into the ship’s superstructure was deemed too great.

    We ended the day with our post test briefing where we reviewed the day’s activities and laid out our plans for Thursday.

    Our plans for Thursday are for the American Bureau of Shipping to do the inspection of the PORT crane at about 1100. When complete we will place the capsule in the water around 1230 or so (either with the PORT crane or with a mobile crane like we did today) and tow it out of the inlet to a point about 2 to 3 miles off shore. We will be looking for 1 – 2 foot seas for the PJ’s to get more practice applying the collars in a fairly benign environment. Since we will be able to keep the bow of the ship pointed into the wind we should also be able to deploy the aerostat. We will return shore at the POSEIDEON Wharf no later than 2000 due to personnel constraints.

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  • 03Apr

    Anyone who attends school or works Monday through Friday will tell you that the last day of their week is met with much anticipation. Each Monday, the countdown to Friday begins, and so naturally, Friday is received with open arms. TGIF, the acronym for Thank God It’s Friday, or Thank Goodness It’s Friday came about in the 1960s as a universal mantra to express the relief of the end of the workweek, as well as reference to the good times planned for the weekend ahead.
    The weekend as we know it did not come into existence until the five-day workweek became standard in the U.S. and many other industrialized countries in the 20th century. Until then, many workers worked seven days a week, or had only Sundays off. The Sabbath, which varies in Christianity, Judaism and Islam, plays a large role in what comprises a weekend. In the U.S. and other predominately Christian countries, the weekend is Saturday and Sunday. Although Friday is considered by many to be unlucky, some cultures believe that Friday is the luckiest day for marriage and fertility, as it is named for the Norse Goddess Freya, the Goddess of fertility.
    One of the earliest references of TGIF can be found in the perennial favorite grill and bar, T.G.I. Fridays, which first opened in 1965 on
    Manhattan’s Upper East Side as a place for young professionals and students to mingle. Their slogan soon became, “In here, it’s always Friday”®, evoking the celebratory feeling of Friday that everyone looks forward to all week long.
    Although TGIF remained an oft used phrase shared by many an employee or student on Friday, it reached its fever pitch by 1978, when Donna Summer starred in the movie, Thank God It’s Friday. Surely, the disco and club scene of the 1970s and 1980s contributed to the party-like atmosphere that Fridays seemed have been imbued with. Even non-partiers relished in the opportunity to stay up late Friday and Saturday, and sleep in late the following day, or make up sleep lost over the workweek. PDFs, or pay-day Fridays are even more special, knowing that you can relax or play with your paycheck newly deposited into your bank account.
    In the 1990s, the network ABC launched its TGIF Friday night lineup which brought in the viewers with family friendly comedies. For families, it was a night of relaxation when kids could stay up a little later than usual with the parents
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    On college campuses, TGIF means parties and often, heavy drinking. Some universities have used tactics to entice students to enroll in Friday morning classes to avoid Thursday night parties. In an effort to stretch the weekend partying by another day, many bars have introduced the mantra, “Thursday is the new Friday,” to convince students that the standard weekend needs an extra day. Although “TGIT” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, it seems to be working, as more students report avoiding registering for Friday classes to get more socializing time in.
    The acronym TGIF has become so popular and memorable that many other phrases and names use it for their acronym, including “Thank God I’m Female,” “That Girl is Fine,” The Global Institute of Finance & Banking,” “The Green Initiative Fund,” and the “Texas Geriatrics Interest Fund.”

    Credit: LoveMyMonkeys

  • 02Apr
    Larry The Cable Guy

    Larry The Cable Guy

    1. A day without sunshine is night.

    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers..

    3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

    10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    13. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

    14.. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

    15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

    18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Do We Die?

    19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

    20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’

    21. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

    22. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    23. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

    I know it is recycled, but I enjoyed this today…

   

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