I don't think so, scooter
Not going to do it!
This is one of those pictures that you must stop and snap. This is probably in Florida, considering the irony, but it could be anywhere in the southern region of the US.
Thank you for the submission, Johnathan..
Larry The Cable Guy
1. A day without sunshine is night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers..
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
14.. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Do We Die?
19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ‘What the heck happened?’
21. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
22. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
23. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
I know it is recycled, but I enjoyed this today…
Alright, I’ve been outside for the last thirty minutes showing my wife how to handle a gun.
and I told her not to mess with it, and as you can see, she’s not the best at following directions, so..
just like she always does to me, tries to make fun of me, so now I’m gonna give her revenge!
and the way any husband should, good ole leftover “Fourth of July”.
watch….
watch….
keep watching….
heheheh…
BANG BANG BANG..
(inaudible…) ahhh
AHAH!!
Now that is a husband’s revenge!!
(your an *************..)
Come on baby..
Slow Mo REPLAY!!!!
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